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That’s why we’re doing this.</p>\n\n<p>Four questions:</p>\n\n<ol>\n\t<li>\n\t<p>What’s up with the matzah?</p>\n\t</li>\n\t<li>\n\t<p>What’s the deal with the horseradish?</p>\n\t</li>\n\t<li>\n\t<p>What’s with the dipping of the herbs?</p>\n\t</li>\n\t<li>\n\t<p>What’s this whole slouching at the table business?</p>\n\t</li>\n</ol>\n\n\n\n<p>Answers:</p>\n\n<ol>\n\t<li>\n\t<p>When we left Egypt, we were in a hurry. There was no time for making decent bread. (At this point, Stephen of his proxy will discuss McDonald’s.)</p>\n\t</li>\n\t<li>\n\t<p>Life was bitter, like horseradish.</p>\n\t</li>\n\t<li>\n\t<p>It’s called symboslim.</p>\n\t</li>\n\t<li>\n\t<p>Free people get to slouch.</p>\n\t</li>\n</ol>\n\n<p>The four kinds of children and how to deal with them:</p>\n\n<p>Wise child – explain Passover.</p>\n\n<p>Simple child – explain Passover slowly.</p>\n\n<p>Silent child – explain Passover loudly.</p>\n\n<p>Wicked child – browbeat in front of the relatives.</p>\n\n\n\n<p>Speaking of children: We hid some matzah. Whoever finds it gets five bucks.</p>\n\n\n\n<p>The story of Passover: It’s a long time ago. We’re slaves in Egypt. Pharaoh is a nightmare. We cry out for help. God brings plagues upon the Egyptians. We escape, bake some matzo. God parts the Red Sea. We make it through; the Egyptians aren’t so lucky. 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Here we are, gathered to celebrate the oldest continuously practiced ritual in the Western world, to retell what is arguably the best known of all stories, to take part in the most widely practiced Jewish holiday. Here we are as last year, and as we hope to be next year. Here we are, as night descends in succession over all of the Jews of the world, with a book in front of us.</p>\n\n<p>Jews have a special relationship with books. In the absence of a stable homeland, Jews have made their home in books, and the Haggadah has been translated more widely, and reprinted more often, than any other Jewish book. It is not a work of history or philosophy, not a prayer book, user’s manual, timeline, poem, or palimpsest – and yet it is all of these things. The Torah is the foundational text for Jewish law, but the Haggadah is our book of living memory. We are not merely telling a story here. We are being called to a radical act of empathy. 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In Jewish tradition, lighting candles and saying a blessing over them marks a time of transition, from the day that is ending to the one that is beginning, from ordinary time to sacred time. 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The steps represent the <em>Shir Ha'ma’alos</em> in Psalms - the fifteen songs of ascent. Our Seder follows a fifteen-step ascent.</p>\n\n<p><strong>The SEDER of the SEDER</strong></p>\n\n<p><strong>Kadesh</strong> - We say the Kiddush - the first cup of wine</p>\n\n<p><strong>Ur'chatz</strong> - We wash our hands</p>\n\n<p><strong>Karpas </strong>- We dip a vegetable in salt water, and say a blessing</p>\n\n<p><strong>Yachatz </strong>- We break the middle matzah, and hide the larger half, the Afikomen</p>\n\n<p><strong>Maggid </strong>- We tell the story of Passover, including the four questions, and the second cup of wine</p>\n\n<p><strong>Rachtzah </strong>- We wash our hands with a blessing</p>\n\n<p><strong>Motzi - </strong>We say the blessing for bread</p>\n\n<p><strong>Matzah </strong>- We say the blessing for matzah</p>\n\n<p><strong>Maror </strong>- We dip bitter herbs in charoset, and say a blessing</p>\n\n<p><strong>Korech </strong>- We eat a sandwich of matzah and bitter herbs</p>\n\n<p><strong>Shulchan Orech</strong> - We eat the festive meal</p>\n\n<p><strong>Tzafoon </strong>- We eat the Afikomen</p>\n\n<p><strong>Barech </strong>- We say the blessings after the meal, say the blessing over the third cup of wine. 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By Dave Barry, Alan Zweibel and Adam Mansbach</em></p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Passover story begins thousands of years ago in the land of Egypt, which is located in the Middle East, unfortunately. Egypt was ruled by a man called the Pharaoh, who was very powerful. Like one time he said, “I want a pyramid,” and although it took many years, a group of Egyptian workers actually built him a pyramid. When the Pharaoh saw it, he was very surprised, because what he actually wanted was some soup, which in ancient Egyptian sounds very similar to the word for pyramid. So everybody had a good laugh, and then Pharaoh had the workers executed, because that’s how embarrassed he was.</p>\n\n\n\n<p>So anyway, around this time, a nice Jewish boy named Joseph arrived in Egypt, and he came to be an advisor to the Pharaoh because he had a degree in management. He advised the Pharaoh to build storehouses to store the grain, which Pharaoh thought was a tremendous idea, because up to that point he had been sorting the grain in the bathroom and it was disgusting. The Pharaoh was so pleased that he invited Joseph to stay in Egypt and bring his relatives to hang out also. They became known as the Israelites, and they multiplied and prospered in various fields, although generally not team sports.</p>\n\n\n\n<p>Years passed, and eventually the Pharaoh died. (He was buried in the pyramid, which by then the Egyptians jokingly referred to as “the Big Stone Soup.”) A new Pharaoh took over, and he turned out to be a real schmuck. He was afraid that the Israelites would become too  powerful, so he made them into slaves.</p>\n\n\n\n<p>Slavery totally sucked. The Pharaoh made the Israelites work from sunrise to sunset with no days off, not even Labor Day. The Israelites were forced to hard work, such as hewing stones, which as you would know if you ever hewed a stone, is no picnic. But the Israelites continued to multiply, so Pharaoh Schmuck decreed that every male baby born to an Israelite woman had to be cast into the River Nile, where they ran a risk of, at minimum, getting a cramp, particularly if they were cast too soon after eating a heavy meal.</p>\n\n\n\n<p>There was an Israelite couple named Amram and Yocheved, who had a male baby, but they didn’t want him to be cast into the Nile. So instead, they hid him for three months. Then they put him into a basket and put the basket into the Nile. But it was OK because they ysed an ancient Egyptian car seat. 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She decided to name the baby Moses, which was an ancient Egyptian word meaning either <em>drawn from water</em> or <em>soup</em>.</p>\n\n\n\n<p>Moses grew up. He lived a life of luxury as the prince of Egypt in the Pharaoh’s palace, but he was upset about the treatment of the Israelites. One day, he saw an Egyptian beating a slave, so Moses killed him (the Egyptian) and had to flee from Egypt, making his escape by riding off on a speedy young sheep, which is where we get the expression, “on the lamb.”</p>\n\n\n\n<p>Moses went to the land of Midian, where he became a professional shepherd, which was a living. One day, he was shepherding on Mount Horeb when he saw a bush that was on fire and speaking in a voice that sounded kind of like Morgan Freeman’s. This turned out to be God, who told Moses that he was going to rescue the Israelites from slavery and take them to a land flowing with milk and honey. This raised several questions in Moses’s mind, such as:</p>\n\n<ol>\n\t<li>\n\t<p>Were the milk and honey flowing separately, or mixed together?</p>\n\t</li>\n\t<li>\n\t<p>Were they flowing right on the ground?</p>\n\t</li>\n\t<li>\n\t<p>Wouldn’t that attract insects?</p>\n\t</li>\n</ol>\n\n\n\n<p>But this did not seem like a good time to interrupt.</p>\n\n\n\n<p>God told Moses that he should go back to Egypt and tell the Pharaoh to let the Israelites go or God would bring plagues down upon the Egyptians. Moses said “OK” because when a divine, all-powerful, flaming shrubbery tells you to do something, you do it.</p>\n\n\n\n<p>Discussion questions:</p>\n\n<ol>\n\t<li>\n\t<p>Would you store grain in a bathroom? Why or why not?</p>\n\t</li>\n\t<li>\n\t<p>According to scripture, Moses had a speech impediment. Some scholars believe that Adonai (God) chose a leader with a handicap to prove that he does not require perfection. 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So God brought ten plagues upon Egypt, and each time, the Pharaoh got scared and promised to free the Israelites. But, he did not, because in addition to being a schmuck, he had the IQ of a glazed doughnut. It was only after the tenth and scariest plague that it finally dawned on his tiny Pharaoh brain that unless he wanted God to turn the entire Egyptian population into sea urchins or something, he’d better let the Israelites go.</p>\n\n\n\n<p>We fill our cups with a meh wine that we do not mind spilling to remember how happy we were when this happened. But, we are not totally happy, because we are Jewish, and thus we can never be truly happy except when the Knicks win the title. Also we feel a little bad for the Egyptians, because it’s not like they had a democracy and said, “Hey, let’s elect a moron to be the Pharaoh!” So instead of drinking all the wine or even a nice martini right now, we dip our fingers into our cups and spatter wine droplets all over a perfectly good tablecloth, which will have to be dry-cleaned – but go ahead, it’s fine – as we say the names of the plagues: Blood, locusts, frogs, lice, boils, humidity, nervousness, Jerry Lewis, gluten, constipation.</p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Commentary from Judy Feder. In the election of 2016, the people of the United States, who lived – at least at that time – in a democracy, elected an evil moron to be president. But, not all of them elected him; in fact, not even half of the people voted for him. 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Shortly after letting the Israelites leave Egypt, the Pha...", "user_image": "", "user_image_original": "", "body": "<p><strong>Meanwhile, Back at the Red Sea</strong></p>\n\n<p>Source: <em>For This We Left Egypt?</em></p>\n\n\n\n<p>Shortly after letting the Israelites leave Egypt, the Pharaoh realized he had made a terrible mistake. Sure, killer angels had just slaughtered a large percentage of his people’s children, and the streets were a disgusting stew of blood, frogs, and locusts, and it was hailing and dark, and everyone had lice and boils. But on the other hand, the Pharaoh had just lost his free labor force, to say nothing of what the Israelites’ departure was going to do to the Egyptian entertainment industry. Also, the Pharaoh was a huge fan of gefilte fish, which his Egyptian chefs couldn’t seem to get right no matter hard he had them flogged.</p>\n\n\n\n<p>So Pharaoh sent his army to bring the Israelites back. 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