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The AI Passover Story

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Prompt: Will you tell me the story of Passover in a series of passive-aggressive post-it notes?

Chat GPT: Sure thing, here goes.

Note 1: "Hey, just a friendly reminder that Passover is coming up. You know, that holiday where we celebrate the Jewish people's freedom from slavery in Egypt? It's a pretty big deal."

Note 2: "Oh, by the way, did you remember to buy the matzah yet? You know, the unleavened bread that we eat during Passover? No big deal if you forgot, I'm sure we can just eat bread crumbs instead."

Note 3: "Thanks for nothing. You didn't buy the matzah, and now we're stuck with nothing to eat during the Passover Seder. Way to go."

Note 4: "Oh, look, it's the Pharaoh! Just kidding, it's just our boss being a tyrant and making us work late again. Just like the Pharaoh enslaved the Jewish people, our boss enslaves us with endless work."

Note 5: "Finally, it's time for the Passover Seder. Let's read the Haggadah and remind ourselves of the Jewish people's suffering and redemption. Oh, and by the way, your matzah is burnt. Nice one."

Note 6: "Well, the Seder is over, and we survived another year. But, I'm not sure I can handle eating matzah for another week. Can we please just have some bread already?"

Note 7: "Wait, why are we still eating matzah? Oh right, it's because we're still celebrating Passover. I forgot, thanks for reminding me. Not that I could ever forget with all this matzah around."

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Table of contents
    Introduction
  • Introduction
  • What Is a Passover Seder?
  • What is a Seder?
  • A Poetic Introduction
  • Handwashing Haiku
    • Kadesh
  • Shakespearean Kadesh
  • Shakespearean Kadesh
    • Urchatz
  • Describe Washing Your Hands to Someone Who's Never Seen Water
    • Karpas
  • The Karpas Song
    • Yachatz
  • The Yachatz Lesson
    • Maggid - Beginning
  • Cubist Family Portrait
  • Cubist Family Portrait
    • -- Four Questions
  • The AI Four Questions
    • -- Four Children
  • The AI Four Children
  • Chat GPT - 4 Children with Dad Jokes
    • -- Exodus Story
  • The AI Passover Story
  • ChatGPT - The Exodus Story as Driving Directions from My Jewish Father-in-law
    • -- Ten Plagues
  • 10 AI Modern Day Plagues
    • -- Cup #2 & Dayenu
  • Dayenu From A Peloton Instructor
    • Motzi-Matzah
  • Stained Glass Matzah
  • Stained Glass Matzah
    • Maror
  • ChatGPT- Maror as explained by Gordon Ramsay and the Swedish Chef
    • Tzafun
  • The Hunt for the Afikomen
    • Bareich
  • Moses and Miriam in Egypt
    • Hallel
  • Elijah's Election
  • Elijah the Poet
    • Nirtzah
  • Seder Host Speech
  • Cleanup Time
    • Conclusion
  • Conclusion in the Style of Llama Llama
    • Songs
  • Chad Gadya, Condensed
  • Chad Gadya, Preschooler Version
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