Our Passover Things (Sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things")

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Cleaning and cooking and so many dishes

Out with the hametz, no pasta, no knishes

Fish that gefillted, horseradish that stings

These are a few of our Passover things.

Matazh and karpas and chopped up haroset

Shankbones and kiddish and Yiddish neuroses

Tante who kvetches and uncle who sings

These are a few of our Passover things

Motzi and maror and trouble with Pharoahs

Famines and locusts and slaves with wheelbarros

Matzah balls floating and eggshell that clings

These are a few of our Passover thing.

When the plagues strike

When the lice bite

When we’re feeling sad

We simply remember our Passover things

And then we don’t feel so bad! 

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    • Commentary / Readings
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  • Anne Frank Quote
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    • Urchatz
  • 2020 Seder Order
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  • Song - Don't sit on the Afikomen
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  • A Historical Perspective
  • Healthy Debate: How This Night Can Be Different
    • -- Four Questions
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    • -- Four Children
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    • -- Exodus Story
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    • -- Ten Plagues
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    • Motzi-Matzah
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  • An Ode to Bread
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  • Have Yourself a Piece of Bitter Maror
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  • Barech – Invitation to Gratitude
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