{ "clip_details": { "clip": { "is_admin": 0, "is_owner": 0, "handle": "jews-juice-by-lizzo", "title": "\"Jews\" (Juice by Lizzo)", "author": "jake beck", "author_handle": "jakebeckhard169400", "author_initials": "JB", "covertext": "To the tune of juice by Lizzo Pharaoh  pharaoh  in the halls Don’t tell me you won’t free the jews (ooh baby) My man Mos...", "user_image": "", "user_image_original": "", "body": "<p>To the tune of <i>juice</i> by<i> </i>Lizzo</p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pharaoh </p>\n\n<p>pharaoh </p>\n\n<p>in the halls</p>\n\n<p>Don’t tell me you won’t free the jews</p>\n\n<p><i>(ooh baby)</i></p>\n\n<p>My man</p>\n\n<p>Moses</p>\n\n<p>Got that beard</p>\n\n<p>Don’t make him call a plague on you</p>\n\n<p>(<i>ooh baby)</i></p>\n\n<p>He was</p>\n\n<p>Raised in</p>\n\n<p>Egypt land</p>\n\n<p>But now he’s back with something new</p>\n\n<p>(<i>ooh baby</i>)</p>\n\n<p>Gotta</p>\n\n<p>Let my</p>\n\n<p>People go</p>\n\n<p>Cuz the hebrews gotta fly the coop!</p>\n\n\n\n\n\n<p><i>(That’s how I roll)</i></p>\n\n<p>Touch the</p>\n\n<p>Water </p>\n\n<p>and the</p>\n\n<p>Whole Nile</p>\n\n<p>Turn to</p>\n\n<p><b>Blood</b></p>\n\n<p><i>(Hebrew goals)</i></p>\n\n<p>Darkness</p>\n\n<p>Boils and</p>\n\n<p>Hail and</p>\n\n<p>Even</p>\n\n<p>Freaky</p>\n\n<p><b>Bugs</b> </p>\n\n<p>(<i>now you know)</i></p>\n\n<p>Frogs and</p>\n\n<p>Lice and</p>\n\n<p>Flies and</p>\n\n<p>Pesti-</p>\n\n<p>Lence no</p>\n\n<p><b>good</b></p>\n\n<p><i>(so you know</i>)</p>\n\n<p>One more</p>\n\n<p>Plague from</p>\n\n<p>Moses</p>\n\n<p>And then</p>\n\n<p>Bitch you </p>\n\n<p><b>done</b>!</p>\n\n\n\n\n\n<p>CHORUS</p>\n\n<p>It ain’t my fault </p>\n\n<p>that I’m out here asking Qs</p>\n\n<p>Got my matzoh and grape juice</p>\n\n<p>Gotta pass over the Jews (yeah)</p>\n\n<p>It ain’t my fault</p>\n\n<p>That god’s death angel is loose</p>\n\n<p>Out here killing first-born dudes</p>\n\n<p>Gotta pass over the Jews </p>\n\n<p>hineni</p>\n\n<p>Hi-ne-ni</p>\n\n<p>hi-ne-ni</p>\n\n<p>Hi-ne- //-ni</p>\n\n<p>Pass over the jews gotta pass over the jews hi ne ni</p>\n\n<p>Hi ne ni</p>\n\n<p>Hi ne ni</p>\n\n<p>Hi ne -</p>\n\n<p>Pass over the jews gotta pass over the jews, yeah!</p>", "cliptype": "text", "clipsource": null, "featured": 1, "featuredIn": { "title": "Comedy Seder", "slug": "comedy-seder", "author": "Haggadot" }, "is_public": 1, "is_published": 1, "media": { "image": null, "audio": null, "video": null }, "thumbnail": null, "clip_section": [ { "haggadah_section": "Songs", "slug": "songs" } ], "likes": 0, "downloads": 377, "tags": [], "themes": [], "language": "0", "is_bookmarked": "0", "is_liked": 0, "meta_tags": { "title": "\"Jews\" (Juice by Lizzo) | Passover haggadah by jake beck", "description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. Find artwork, family", "keywords": "", "og:type": "article", "og:url": "https://www.haggadot.com/clip/jews-juice-by-lizzo", "og:title": "\"Jews\" (Juice by Lizzo) | Passover haggadah by jake beck", "og:description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. Find artwork, family", "og:image": "" } } }, "contributed_by": { "author": "jake beck", "handle": "jakebeckhard169400", "author_initials": "JB", "total_books": 3, "total_clips": 5, "total_followers": 0, "is_following": 0 }, "user_book": { "title": "Comedy Seder", "reading_length": 77, "author": "Haggadot", "author_initials": "HA", "table_of_content": { "Introduction": [ "Jerry Seinfeld's Passover Stand-Up Introduction - The Yada Yada Haggadah", "Matzah", "Monty Python Haggadah: The Seder Plate", "I Flee", "The Sorting Hat of Passover", "Let's get this party started", "Courtesy of Beyonceder", "The 30-second Seder", "The 15-second Seder", "Seder Guests...", "Hametz - Curb Your Haggadah" ], "Songs": [ "Take Me Out to the Seder", "Chametz", "Our Passover Things (Sung to the tune of \"My Favorite Things\")", "The Plot of Wonder Woman Meets Chad Gadya", "Chag Gad Ya Emoji Style", "Pharoah Pharoah", "A Whole New World Passover Parody", "\"Jews\" (Juice by Lizzo)", "Sweet Charoset - parody song", "Take Me Out of Mitzrayim" ], "Kadesh": [ "Four Cups of Wine", "Kadesh: Happy Hour Begins" ], "Urchatz": [ "2020 Seder Order", "Seinfeld Urchatz - The Yada Yada Haggadah", "Wash Your Hands song" ], "Karpas": [ "Karpas - The Yada Yada Haggadah", "Karpas Buzzfeed style quiz", "Karpas Cocktail", "Da Dip" ], "Tzafun": [ "Afikomen Prize", "Shalom Sesame: Les Matzarables ", "Afikoman " ], "Yachatz": [ "Aim for the Middle", "Pharaoh Doesn't Pay", "Song - Don't sit on the Afikomen", "Skit - The Real Reason We Had Unleavened Bread" ], "Maggid - Beginning": [ "Moses, Aaron, and Pharaoh ", "A Few of my Favorite Things" ], "-- Four Questions": [ "Dr. Seuss' Four Questions", "Four Questions Asked in Sarcasm", "Ma Nishtanah", "Monty Python Haggadah: Four Questions", "Four Funny Questions" ], "-- Four Children": [ "The Good Place - 4 Children", "Emoji Four children", "Marx Brothers Four Sons", "SP - Four Sons", "Pesah Man (Sing to tune of Piano Man)", "The Four Sons", "The Four Sisters", "Reggae Four Children: No Egypt, No Cry!" ], "-- Exodus Story": [ "Let My People Go (song)", "Exodus story in LEGO", "Beyonceder - Tell Him Boy Bye", "Star Wars / Sci-fi Seder Intro", "Matzah Humor", "Story of Moses - a memo from Moses to G-d", "Beyonceder - He Better Call Becky With the Good Hair", "Skit - The Original Zoom", "Passover In Pop Culture" ], "-- Ten Plagues": [ "Skit - Pharaoh and Moses Go To A Conflict Counselor", "Dom, Dom", "Death of the Firstborn", "Alternate Seinfeld Plagues.", "50 Ways to Leave Your Pharaoh\u000b", "Top Ten Rejected Plagues", "FIRST PLAGUE AS REPORTED ON TWITTER", "Shalom Auslander - Plauged", "The Ten Plagues", "Musical \"Let it Go\"", "Hamilton Haggadah - Ten Plagues of Egypt" ], "-- Cup #2 & Dayenu": [ "Maroon 5/Adam Levine - \"Memories (The 2nd Cup Parody Song)\"", "Beyonceder - Let's Get in Formation", "Dayenu: Behind the Music (A Fictional Origins Story)", "We're Gonna Sing Dayenu (Sing to tune of We Didn't Start the Fire)", "dayeinu graph" ], "Rachtzah": [ "Because we would feel guilty if we didn't", "Modern Passover" ], "Motzi-Matzah": [ "An Ode to Bread", "No Pasta more Matzah", "Motzi-Matzah", "DIY Matzoh Baking", "Flour + Water = Matzah" ], "Maror": [ "Have Yourself a Piece of Bitter Maror" ], "Koreich": [ "A Joke of a Sandwich", "Charoset Ice Cream" ], "Shulchan Oreich": [ "Dr. Mom BLOWS UP Passover (Food) (With Science)", "Matzah Ball Soup" ], "Bareich": [ "When Messiah Comes Lyrics" ], "Hallel": [ "Les Miselijah", "Monty Python Haggadah: Elijah's Cup" ], "Nirtzah": [ "Beyonceder - Next Year in Jerusalem", "Monty Python Haggadah: Conclusion", "Monty Python Haggadah: Afikomen", "Next Year In Jerusalem Meme" ], "Conclusion": [ "Ben & Jerry's Rejected Passover Flavors", "Be Our Guest, Elijah" ], "Commentary / Readings": [ "Monty Python Haggadah", "Humor and hijinks" ] } }, "clips_by_author": [ { "clip": { "is_admin": 0, "is_owner": 0, "handle": "a-moment-of-silence-for-sri-lanka", "title": "A Moment of Silence for Sri Lanka", "author": "jake beck", "author_handle": "jakebeckhard169400", "author_initials": "JB", "covertext": "", "user_image": "", "user_image_original": "", "body": "", "cliptype": "text", "clipsource": null, "featured": 0, "featuredIn": null, "is_public": 1, "is_published": 1, "media": { "image": null, "audio": null, "video": null }, "thumbnail": null, "clip_section": [ { "haggadah_section": "Bareich", "slug": "bareich" } ], "likes": 0, "downloads": 274, "tags": [], "themes": [], "language": "0", "is_bookmarked": "0", "is_liked": 0, "meta_tags": { "title": "A Moment of Silence for Sri Lanka | Passover haggadah by jake beck", "description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. Find artwork, family", "keywords": "", "og:type": "article", "og:url": "https://www.haggadot.com/clip/a-moment-of-silence-for-sri-lanka", "og:title": "A Moment of Silence for Sri Lanka | Passover haggadah by jake beck", "og:description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. Find artwork, family", "og:image": "" } } }, { "clip": { "is_admin": 0, "is_owner": 0, "handle": "afikomen-time-baby", "title": "Afikomen Time, Baby!", "author": "jake beck", "author_handle": "jakebeckhard169400", "author_initials": "JB", "covertext": "", "user_image": "", "user_image_original": "", "body": "", "cliptype": "image", "clipsource": null, "featured": 0, "featuredIn": null, "is_public": 1, "is_published": 1, "media": { "image": "https://assets.haggadot.com/clips/383459/3EBECF30-D70C-47E5-8285-95700C43583F.jpeg", "audio": null, "video": null }, "thumbnail": "https://assets.haggadot.com/clips/383459/conversions/3EBECF30-D70C-47E5-8285-95700C43583F-cover.jpg", "clip_section": [ { "haggadah_section": "Tzafun", "slug": "tzafun" } ], "likes": 0, "downloads": 161, "tags": [], "themes": [], "language": "0", "is_bookmarked": "0", "is_liked": 0, "meta_tags": { "title": "Afikomen Time, Baby! | Passover haggadah by jake beck", "description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. Find artwork, family", "keywords": "", "og:type": "article", "og:url": "https://www.haggadot.com/clip/afikomen-time-baby", "og:title": "Afikomen Time, Baby! | Passover haggadah by jake beck", "og:description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. Find artwork, family", "og:image": "https://assets.haggadot.com/clips/383459/conversions/3EBECF30-D70C-47E5-8285-95700C43583F-cover.jpg" } } }, { "clip": { "is_admin": 0, "is_owner": 0, "handle": "afikomanft", "title": "non-fungible afikoman", "author": "jake beck", "author_handle": "jakebeckhard169400", "author_initials": "JB", "covertext": "time to find the afikoman, my friends. It's a small apartment, please don't open anything embarrassing unless you think...", "user_image": "", "user_image_original": "", "body": "<p>time to find the afikoman, my friends. It's a small apartment, please don't open anything embarrassing unless you think we were smart enough to hide the matzoh there. If you can't find the afikoman, just claim it's on the blockchain and the hosts will give you $1,000,000 for it.</p>", "cliptype": "image", "clipsource": null, "featured": 0, "featuredIn": null, "is_public": 1, "is_published": 1, "media": { "image": "https://assets.haggadot.com/clips/383460/16F12A30-8125-4F0B-A26C-1E1FE8CA1892.jpeg", "audio": null, "video": null }, "thumbnail": "https://assets.haggadot.com/clips/383460/conversions/16F12A30-8125-4F0B-A26C-1E1FE8CA1892-cover.jpg", "clip_section": [ { "haggadah_section": "Tzafun", "slug": "tzafun" } ], "likes": 0, "downloads": 123, "tags": [], "themes": [], "language": "0", "is_bookmarked": "0", "is_liked": 0, "meta_tags": { "title": "non-fungible afikoman | Passover haggadah by jake beck", "description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. Find artwork, family", "keywords": "", "og:type": "article", "og:url": "https://www.haggadot.com/clip/afikomanft", "og:title": "non-fungible afikoman | Passover haggadah by jake beck", "og:description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. Find artwork, family", "og:image": "https://assets.haggadot.com/clips/383460/conversions/16F12A30-8125-4F0B-A26C-1E1FE8CA1892-cover.jpg" } } }, { "clip": { "is_admin": 0, "is_owner": 0, "handle": "everythings-coming-up-moses-175-1681055170", "title": "Everything's Coming Up Moses", "author": "jake beck", "author_handle": "jakebeckhard169400", "author_initials": "JB", "covertext": "to the tune of “Everything’s Coming Up Roses”from Gypsy Bang a drum! Spread the news! Things are looking real good for...", "user_image": "", "user_image_original": "", "body": "<p> <em>to the tune of “Everything’s Coming Up Roses”from Gypsy</em> </p>\n\n<p>Bang a drum! Spread the news!<br />\nThings are looking real good for the Jews!<br />\nWe’ve escaped! We’re alive!<br />\nAnd now everything’s coming up Moses!</p>\n\n<p>We were slaves. Now we’re free.<br />\n’Cause we made it across The Red Sea.<br />\nNo more whips! No more bricks!<br />\nAnd now everything’s coming up Moses!</p>\n\n<p> <em>(Bridge)</em> <br />\nWe’ll eat matzo.<br />\nWe’ll drink wine ’til we burst!<br />\nPure de-lir-ium,<br />\nLed by the singing of Mir-iam.</p>\n\n<p>Play a harp! Ring a bell!<br />\n’Cause we’re traveling to Yis-ra-el!<br />\nPack your bags! Grab a map!<br />\n‘Cause now everything’s coming up Moses!</p>\n\n<p> <em>(Second bridge)</em> <br />\nFrogs, lice, locusts,<br />\nSlaying of the first born.<br />\nSay a prayer, “Oh,<br />\nThanks, God, for vanquishing Pharaoh!”</p>\n\n<p>Not by luck or the sword.<br />\nNo, we all owe our lives to the Lord.<br />\nSay a prayer! Sing a song!<br />\nMake it loud! Make it long!<br />\n <em>A-do-noy yeem-loch L’o-lam va-ed!</em> <br />\n’Cause now everything’s coming up Moses<br />\nJust like God has said!</p>", "cliptype": "text", "clipsource": "Barbara Sarshik", "featured": 0, "featuredIn": null, "is_public": 1, "is_published": 1, "media": { "image": null, "audio": null, "video": null }, "thumbnail": null, "clip_section": [ { "haggadah_section": "Songs", "slug": "songs" } ], "likes": 0, "downloads": 83, "tags": [], "themes": [], "language": "0", "is_bookmarked": "0", "is_liked": 0, "meta_tags": { "title": "Everything's Coming Up Moses | Passover haggadah by jake beck", "description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. Find artwork, family", "keywords": "", "og:type": "article", "og:url": "https://www.haggadot.com/clip/everythings-coming-up-moses-175-1681055170", "og:title": "Everything's Coming Up Moses | Passover haggadah by jake beck", "og:description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. Find artwork, family", "og:image": "" } } } ], "clip_remake_history": 0, "meta_tags": { "title": "\"Jews\" (Juice by Lizzo) | Passover haggadah by jake beck", "description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. Find artwork, family", "keywords": "", "og:type": "article", "og:url": "https://www.haggadot.com/clip/jews-juice-by-lizzo", "og:title": "\"Jews\" (Juice by Lizzo) | Passover haggadah by jake beck", "og:description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. Find artwork, family", "og:image": "" } }