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But before we get there, we need to gather our items, prepare our stories, and get everyone together for one special night. </p>\n\n<p>As you’ll see, the meaning of a Golden Passover is just being together with the people you love. These people can be family, friends, chosen family, new friends, etc. What makes it golden is the diversity of people around your table, the stories you’ll share, and yes, the cheesecake you’ll eventually eat. This is a special night, one that you’ll remember the spirit of for the remainder of the year. </p>\n\n<p>If you’re anything like the Girls, over the course of the Haggadah you’ll laugh, you might cry, but you’ll certainly come away from it ready to eat!! So let’s get ready. Here’s what you’ll need…</p>\n\n<p>A vegetable of some kind like a potato, onion, etc.<br />\nA fruit paste of some kind, like chopped apples, figs, walnuts, etc.<br />\nA roasted bone. 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As you gather around the table awaiting that first slice of cheesecake—we’ll get there—look at t...", "user_image": "https://assets.haggadot.com/users/346952/conversions/H-Alan-thumb.jpg", "user_image_original": "https://assets.haggadot.com/users/346952/H-Alan.png", "body": "<p>It’s time for the wine! As you gather around the table awaiting that first slice of cheesecake—we’ll get there—look at the people around you and notice that, just like when Blanche posted that roommate notice on the bulletin board at the grocery store, the Universe has brought all of you together in this moment. You’re a family. Let the rest of the world go and appreciate the ones you’re with right now (even if they tell boring stories like Rose). </p>\n\n<p>Grab the wine or grape juice and fill your neighbor's cup (if we’re going to have to do all of this to get to the cheesecake, you’re going to need a lot of wine). Once every cup is full, stand and recite the kiddush. </p>\n\n<p>After you’ve recited the kiddush, drink… WAIT, before you drink, smell the wine, it might be one of Sophia’s hot toddy’s she makes when Dorothy is sick. You know the one, the drink that potentially killed her husband, Sal. <br />\n </p>\n\n<p>Sophia: Pussycat, drink this. It'll make you feel better. <br />\nDorothy: Oh, Ma, another hot toddy? I think I've had enough. <br />\nSophia: Shut up and drink. <br />\nDorothy: This is the fourth one. Ma, that's a lot of whiskey. <br />\nSophia: I only put whiskey in the first one, then we ran out. <br />\nDorothy: Oh. <br />\nSophia: The second and third were vodka. <br />\nDorothy: No wonder my head is spinning. <br />\nSophia: This one's part Amaretto, part Sambuca. That should kill everything. Killed your father.</p>\n\n<p>SOURCE: Golden Girls S3E11 “Three on a Couch”<br />\n https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0589859/</p>", "cliptype": "text", "clipsource": "H. 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That said, Rose does have the perfect song for how long you should wash your hands. </p>\n\n<p>Gonna stuff a chicken ( gonna stuff a chicken) <br />\nLike my mama taught me! ( Like my mama taught me!) <br />\nGonna take the chicken (Gonna take the chicken) <br />\nDOWN TO MISSISSIPPI</p>\n\n<p>SOURCE: Golden Girls S3E2 “One for the Money”<br />\n https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0589800/</p>", "cliptype": "video", "clipsource": "H. Alan Scott", "featured": 0, "featuredIn": { "title": "Golden Girls Haggadah", "slug": "golden-girls-haggadah-1", "author": "H. 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Find artwork, family", "og:image": "" } } }, { "clip": { "is_admin": 0, "is_owner": 0, "handle": "golden-girls-yachatz", "title": "Golden Girls Yachatz", "author": "H. Alan Scott", "author_handle": "h-alan-scott", "author_initials": "HS", "covertext": "While Sophia will want to break a stale cannoli or a leftover piece of bread used to smear up the remaining sauce in a p...", "user_image": "https://assets.haggadot.com/users/346952/conversions/H-Alan-thumb.jpg", "user_image_original": "https://assets.haggadot.com/users/346952/H-Alan.png", "body": "<p>While Sophia will want to break a stale cannoli or a leftover piece of bread used to smear up the remaining sauce in a pasta bowl, it’s probably best to stick to the matzah on your seder plate.  </p>\n\n<p>You can do exactly what the girls would have done with Rose in this step: hide the afikoman, or dessert (it’s half of the broken matzah) and play oogle and floogle. </p>\n\n<p>Barbara: Well, I think I'd better be going to. <br />\nRose: But it's still so early. I thought we could all have a game of oogle and floogle. <br />\nBarbara: I don't believe I've ever heard of that. <br />\nRose: We used to play it back in St. Olaf. It's an adult version of hide-and-go-seek. <br />\nBarbara: And how does it differ from the children's version? <br />\nRose: Adults play it.</p>\n\n<p>Rose will be looking high and low while Dorothy, Blanche and Sophia finish the seder—because you just know Sophia is itching to tell her version of the Maggid. </p>\n\n<p>SOURCE: Golden Girls S3E15 “Dorothy’s New Friend” <br />\nhttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt0589736/</p>", "cliptype": "image", "clipsource": "H. Alan Scott", "featured": 0, "featuredIn": { "title": "Golden Girls Haggadah", "slug": "golden-girls-haggadah-1", "author": "H. 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But it’s FINE, she’s in her 80s, she’s got years to live, she can wait (insert eyeroll from Sophia here). </p>\n\n<p>Come on kids! <br />\n </p>\n\n<p>https://giphy.com/gifs/thegoldengirls-hulu-golden-girls-l4FGyrw84MWPFOFC8</p>", "cliptype": "image", "clipsource": "H. Alan Scott", "featured": 0, "featuredIn": { "title": "Golden Girls Haggadah", "slug": "golden-girls-haggadah-1", "author": "H. Alan Scott" }, "is_public": 1, "is_published": 1, "media": { "image": "https://assets.haggadot.com/clips/347005/maggid-sophira.gif", "audio": null, "video": null }, "thumbnail": "https://assets.haggadot.com/clips/347005/conversions/maggid-sophira-cover.jpg", "clip_section": [ { "haggadah_section": "Maggid - Beginning", "slug": "maggid-beginning" } ], "likes": 0, "downloads": 285, "tags": [], "themes": [], "language": "0", "is_bookmarked": "0", "is_liked": 0, "meta_tags": { "title": "Golden Girls Maggid | Passover haggadah by H. 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Talk about wicked, this...", "user_image": "https://assets.haggadot.com/users/346952/conversions/H-Alan-thumb.jpg", "user_image_original": "https://assets.haggadot.com/users/346952/H-Alan.png", "body": "<p>Then we have the wicked kid, which like, you probably know exactly the kid for this one: Daisy! Talk about wicked, this kid not only held Rose’s bear Fernando hostage, but you just know she’s probably snacking on something while everyone else is waiting for the Passover meal. EVIL, pure evil. </p>\n\n<p>But, Daisy is just as much part of this haggadah as any of these other kids. </p>\n\n<p>You see this water pistol, it’s filled with red ink, so you better answer this question right. How is this night different from all the other nights? Tick, tock, tick, tock…</p>\n\n<p>SOURCE: Golden Girls S3E1 “Old Friends”<br />\nhttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt0589794/</p>", "cliptype": "image", "clipsource": "H. 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Why it’s Melissa, Blanche’s granddaughter, who, as you’ll remember, knows a thing or two about being afraid to speak her mind. (Which is fine with us, because it made Blanche do Melissa’s number at the talent show!)</p>\n\n<p>Now that I can call you Grandma (just not around anyone in uniform), can you tell me why we call it Passover?</p>\n\n<p>SOURCE: Golden Girls S7E3 “Beauty and the Beast”<br />\n https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0589716/</p>", "cliptype": "image", "clipsource": "H. Alan Scott", "featured": 0, "featuredIn": { "title": "Golden Girls Haggadah", "slug": "golden-girls-haggadah-1", "author": "H. 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Alan Scott", "og:description": "Our simple platform allows you to create a custom Passover Haggadah, with access to unique content contributed by our community. Find artwork, family", "og:image": "https://assets.haggadot.com/clips/346999/conversions/doesnt-ask-cover.jpg" } } }, { "clip": { "is_admin": 0, "is_owner": 0, "handle": "golden-girls-sophia", "title": "Golden Girls Sophia", "author": "H. Alan Scott", "author_handle": "h-alan-scott", "author_initials": "HS", "covertext": "Sophia’s big moment has arrived. It’s story time!  Just like Sophia would, tell the story of Exodus in your own way. Per...", "user_image": "https://assets.haggadot.com/users/346952/conversions/H-Alan-thumb.jpg", "user_image_original": "https://assets.haggadot.com/users/346952/H-Alan.png", "body": "<p>Sophia’s big moment has arrived. It’s story time! </p>\n\n<p>Just like Sophia would, tell the story of Exodus in your own way. Perhaps you can figure out a way to start it with “Picture it” and end it with “and that’s how I saved the Jews.” (Because you know Sophia would falsely claim ownership of that nugget.) <br />\n </p>\n\n<p>https://giphy.com/gifs/thegoldengirls-hulu-golden-girls-l0Iy7Q6iNDZsdg4Xm</p>", "cliptype": "image", "clipsource": "H. Alan Scott", "featured": 0, "featuredIn": { "title": "Golden Girls Haggadah", "slug": "golden-girls-haggadah-1", "author": "H. Alan Scott" }, "is_public": 1, "is_published": 1, "media": { "image": "https://assets.haggadot.com/clips/347003/Sophia-story.gif", "audio": null, "video": null }, "thumbnail": "https://assets.haggadot.com/clips/347003/conversions/Sophia-story-cover.jpg", "clip_section": [ { "haggadah_section": "-- Exodus Story", "slug": "exodus-story" } ], "likes": 0, "downloads": 312, "tags": [], "themes": [], "language": "0", "is_bookmarked": "0", "is_liked": 0, "meta_tags": { "title": "Golden Girls Sophia | Passover haggadah by H. 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All you need to do is fi...", "user_image": "https://assets.haggadot.com/users/346952/conversions/H-Alan-thumb.jpg", "user_image_original": "https://assets.haggadot.com/users/346952/H-Alan.png", "body": "<p>Perhaps you’re more of a Blanche! You can easily tell the story of the exodus as Blanche would. All you need to do is figure out a way for Blanche and Moses to have an intimate relationship right after he parted her metaphorical seas. <br />\n </p>\n\n\n\n<p> https://giphy.com/gifs/thegoldengirls-hulu-golden-girls-l4FGI4udXE7kvINuE</p>", "cliptype": "image", "clipsource": "H. Alan Scott", "featured": 0, "featuredIn": { "title": "Golden Girls Haggadah", "slug": "golden-girls-haggadah-1", "author": "H. 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But first, we need to wash our hands again. </p>\n\n<p>While you do this, Dorothy will insist you do the traditional blessing…</p>\n\n<p>\"Blessed be You, Lord our God, King of the World, Who has sanctified us with His commandments, and commanded us concerning the washing of the hands.”</p>\n\n<p>Or could take some tips from the girls past blessings…</p>\n\n<p>Blanche will insist you say her own blessing. </p>\n\n<p>Blanche: Dear God, I know it’s been an awful long time since I’ve done this. You have given me a lot to be thankful for: my wonderful children, my health, a beautiful body, legs to die for. A face that is stunningly sexy and yet has the innocence of a child, with luscious lips…<br />\nDorothy: He knows what you look like Blanche.<br />\nBlanche: Yes, you know what I look like, and I just wanted to say, good job!</p>\n\n<p>SOURCE: Golden Girls S7E21 “Home Again, Rose: Part 1”<br />\nhttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt0589759/</p>", "cliptype": "text", "clipsource": "H. 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Hopefully Rose has found the afikoman, because we’ll need that right after we eat allllllll the cheesecake! Break out the ice cream and the chocolate syrup, think of your best naughty stories, and sit around while enjoying your cheesecake (and the company, of course). Or, have a boiled egg dipped in salt water on the Seder plate as a sign of mourning. <br />\n </p>\n\n<p>SOURCE: : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S30I21KK4wQ&amp;list=PLB94pB08sahcAfVbNB66aDwLrTXSCVIyR&amp;index=64</p>", "cliptype": "video", "clipsource": "H. Alan Scott and TV Land", "featured": 0, "featuredIn": { "title": "Golden Girls Haggadah", "slug": "golden-girls-haggadah-1", "author": "H. 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But since this is a Golden Girls inspired Seder, you have a number of tunes to sing to. </p>\n\n<p>There’s “Miami Is Nice.” Say it thrice!<br />\n </p>\n\n<p>SOURCE: Golden Girls S2E6 \"Big Daddy's Little Lady\" <br />\nhttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt0589720/</p>", "cliptype": "video", "clipsource": "H. Alan Scott", "featured": 0, "featuredIn": { "title": "Golden Girls Haggadah", "slug": "golden-girls-haggadah-1", "author": "H. Alan Scott" }, "is_public": 1, "is_published": 1, "media": { "image": null, "audio": null, "video": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0in244FNk8E" }, "thumbnail": "https://assets.haggadot.com/clips/394077/conversions/hqdefault-cover.jpg", "clip_section": [ { "haggadah_section": "Hallel", "slug": "hallel" } ], "likes": 0, "downloads": 197, "tags": [], "themes": [], "language": "0", "is_bookmarked": "0", "is_liked": 0, "meta_tags": { "title": "Golden Girls Hallel | Passover haggadah by H. 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And year after year, we come together with the people we love and are reminded of the gifts we are given: the gift of community, the gift of love, and the gift of life. No matter if it’s your immediate family or a chosen family like on The Golden Girls, the people at your Seder are family. </p>\n\n<p>Take this golden spirit and apply it to your life in the next year. Remember that you have the confidence of Dorothy, the humble heart of Rose, the freedom of expression from Blanche and the audacity of Sophia. <br />\n </p>", "cliptype": "text", "clipsource": "H. Alan Scott", "featured": 0, "featuredIn": { "title": "Golden Girls Haggadah", "slug": "golden-girls-haggadah-1", "author": "H. 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