Fifty Ways to Leave Mitzrayim
to the tune of “Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover”
We build the pyramids. We live in pain and fear.
We’re beaten and we’re bullied by the brutal overseer.
So Moses, can you help us, cause we really need to hear
About the Fifty Ways to Leave Mitzrayim.
Fifty Ways to Leave Mitzrayim.
So Moses said, I’ve seen the way a bush can burn.
And Adonai has told me that the Jews are my concern.
So if you listen closely, I believe that you will learn
About the Fifty Ways to Leave Mitzrayim.
Fifty Ways to Leave Mitzrayim.
(Chorus)
Don’t move a brick, Rick,
Make sure to pray, Ray,
Bring on a plague, Gregg,
Listen to me.
Leave in the night, Dwight,
Don’t wait for the bread, Ned,
Cross the Red Sea, Lee,
And get yourself free.
Moses continued, We can flee our evil foe.
And Adonai will lead us to the land where we can go.
So pack your matzah quickly if you really want to know
About the Fifty Ways to Leave Mitzrayim.
Fifty Ways to Leave Mitzrayim.
(Chorus)
Don’t move a brick, Rick,
Make sure to pray, Ray,
Bring on a plague, Gregg,
Listen to me.
Leave in the night, Dwight,
Don’t wait for the bread, Ned,
Cross the Red Sea, Lee,
And get yourself free.
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