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What flowers are best for the seder? U'rchids
Why do we have a Haggadah at Passover? So we can Seder right words.
Where do Seder- lovers Vacation? Cape Kadesh
What part of Passover do pirates love most? The sed-aarrrrrrrr
What do you call a very expensive Jewish wine? "Honey, I wannnaaa to go to Flaahridaah for passovaaaaaa!
When it comes to Karpas, who is the king of Passover? A. Elvis Parsley!!
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why did the matza baker rob the bank? He needed the dough.
What's the best cheese to eat on Pesach? Matza-rella.
What do actors wish each other before a big show on Passover? Break-a-Matzah!
Why did the matzah quit his job? A. Because he didn't get a raise!!
Can I ask you 4 questions? Ok, what's the second one?
Why did the Mortgage Crisis start on Passover? Too much leaning
What do you call someone who derives pleasure from the bread of affliction? A matzochist.
Who is behind Pharaoh's Evil Empire? Darth Seder
What was the name of the Secret Spy for the Jews in Egypt? Bondage, James Bondage
Who is the Celebrity Queen of the Seder? MatZsah Zsah Gabor
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