To the Tune of Mockingbird
Hush, little Moses, don't say a word,
God's going to give you a bush to burn.
And if that burning bush don't sing,
God's going to make you goto the Egyptian king.
And if that king's heart turns hard,
God's going to give you a get-out-of-jail-free-card
And if that get out of jail card don't cash, God's going to give you a walking staff.
And if that walking staff breaks,
God's going to bring blood to the lakes.
And if that bloody water gets dumped,
God's going to bring you frogs that jump.
And if those frogs don’t play nice,
God's going to bring you creepy crawly lice.
And if those lice don't seem to itch,
God's gonna bury your animals in a ditch,
And if wild animals are ruining the soil,
God's gonna bring you skin burning boils,
And if those boils don't make you wail,
God's gonna pour down on you fiery hail,
And if that hail ain't as big as nuts,
God's gonna send you swarmy locusts,
And if those locust eat all your bark,
God's gonna make the sun go dark,
And if you thought darkness is the worst of the storms,
God's gonna take your very first born.
So here is a lesson you should know,
If you were a good pharaoh you would just let my people go