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Carl ElkinA Graduate Student Haggadah: Hiding Centrifuge
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The Hiding of the J-32 Centrifuge Rotor
Leader (displays two centrifuge rotors): Earlier in the ceremony, there were three centrifuge rotors. Following our tradition, a member of our group has taken one of the centrifuge rotors and hidden it. By tradition, we now ask everyone who had it last. Was it you?
Participant: No. Was it you?
Participant: No. Was it you?
Participant: No. Was it you?
Participant: No. Was it you?
Participant: No.
Leader: The ceremony cannot continue until the centrifuge rotor has been found. We now offer bribes or threats to anyone who can tell us anything about its location.
Participant: I haven't seen it in weeks
Participant: Never used it.
Participant: What's a centrifuge?

