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Take Us Out of Egypt
Take Us out of Egypt (sung to the tune of Take me out to the ball game") Take us out of EgpytFree us from slaveryBake us some matzah in a hasteDon't worry 'bout flavor--Give no thought to taste.Oh it's rush, rush, rush, to th ...Kadeshcontributed by Sarah Wisnia -
No Seder Like Our Seder
There's no seder like our seder, There's no seder I know. Everything about it is halachic Nothing that the Torah won't allow. Listen how we read the whole Haggadah It's all in Hebrew 'Cause we know how. There's no Seder like our s ...Introductioncontributed by Sarah Wisnia -
No Seder Like Our Seder - A Pa
A Passover Song [Sung to the tune of "These are a few of my favorite things"]Cleaning and cooking and so many dishesOut with the hametz, no pasta, no knishesThese are a few of our ...Maggid - Beginningcontributed by Sarah Wisnia -
College Haggadah
Leader: We begin with the Passover plate. The four foods on this plate symbolize the four years of Beloit.Leader: The first item is the bitter herbs. All: The bitter herbs came from the hot sauce ...Introductioncontributed by Hymie Goldstein -
Dr. Seuss' Four Questions
The Four QuestionsWhy is it onlyon Passover nightwe never know howto do anything right?We don't eat our mealsin the regular ways,the ways that we doon all other days.'Cause on all other nightswe may eatall kinds of wonderfulgood b ...-- Four Questionscontributed by Guy Mann -
Five Constipated Men
Five Constipated Men There were five, five, constipated men In the Bible, in the Bible There five, five, constipated men In the five books of Moses The first, first, constipated man Was Cain, he wasn't Abel T ...Songscontributed by Guy Mann -
Four Parents
Some scholars believe there are four kinds of parents as well.The Wise Parent is an utter bore. "Listen closely, because you are younger than I am," says the Wise Parent, "and I will go on and on about Jewish history, based on som ...Covercontributed by Alan Scher -
Pharaonormal Activity
This year's Mesch and Cod Passover script. Hope you like found footage flicks...http://www.scribd.com/doc/132288379/Pharaonormal-Activity-- Exodus Storycontributed by Jacob Perlin -
Ballad of the Four Sons Format
The Ballad of the Four Sons(to the tune of "Clementine")wriiten by Ben Aronin in 1948 Said the father to his children,"At the seder you will dine,You will eat your fill ...-- Four Childrencontributed by Ashley Baker -
Our Seder Now Has Ended - Kero
Our seder now has endedwith its history-laden rites:we have journeyed from Mitzrayimon this storied night of nights.We bore witness, we rememberedour covenant with You.So we p ...Songscontributed by Anne Gilman -
Jokes
A little boy once returned home from Hebrewschooland his father asked, "what did youlearntoday?"He answered, "The Rabbi told us how Moses led thechildrenof Israel out of Egypt.""How?"The boy said "Moses was a big strong man and he ...Covercontributed by lindsey Young -
50 Ways to Leave Your Pharaoh
The problem is all inside your head God said to me The answer is easy if you Take it logically I'd like to help you in your struggle To be free There must be fifty ways To leave your Pharaoh He said it's easy as throwin ...-- Ten Plaguescontributed by Yesh Ballon -
Four Funny Questions
On all other nights, we get biscuits and rolls,Fluffy and puffy and full of air holes.Why on this night, why, tell me why,Only this flat stuff that’s always so dry. On all other nights, we eat all kinds of greens,And I’m ...Covercontributed by heidi aycock -
Once Upon a Matzah
I once crunched upon a piece of cardboard so strongthat it nearly broke apart my teeth.It needed something, I thought,but nothing that I’d brought,could add flavor to my piece of cardboard.So I slapped on tomato paste,then ...Motzi-Matzahcontributed by Ginny Weasley -
Pharoah Pharoah
To the tune of "Louie, Louie"CHORUS:Pharaoh, PharaohOh baby! Let my people go! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!Singin' Pharaoh, PharaohOh baby! Let my people go! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!A burnin' bush told me just the o ...Songscontributed by Debbi Finkelstein -
Circle of Plagues
Up to ten people can play this gameStep 1: Each person represents a plague and picks an action that will represent their plague (Example: I pick frogs then proceeds to jump like a frog).Step 2: One person is encircled by all the o ...-- Ten Plaguescontributed by Samantha Leff
