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Four Funny Questions
On all other nights, we get biscuits and rolls,Fluffy and puffy and full of air holes.Why on this night, why, tell me why,Only this flat stuff that’s always so dry. On all other nights, we eat all kinds of greens,And I’m ...Covercontributed by heidi aycock -
Circle of Plagues
Up to ten people can play this gameStep 1: Each person represents a plague and picks an action that will represent their plague (Example: I pick frogs then proceeds to jump like a frog).Step 2: One person is encircled by all the o ...-- Ten Plaguescontributed by Samantha Leff -
How Long Should The Ideal Sede
How long should the ideal Seder last. Everyone is hungry; the kids are squirmy, guests are growing impatient. You're on step 5 of 15 and dinner isn't even in sight.It might interes ...Introductioncontributed by Gerald Weiss -
Seder Play
Passover Seder Reporter: Here we are reporting live from a Passover Seder. Some of you may be asking…..and I’ll be telling…What is a Passover Seder? My sources tell me that we will even be visited by p ...Covercontributed by Hillary Gordon -
Spring Cleaning
Spring Cleaning by Esther D. Kustanowitz I’ve been cleaning my apartment in increments: a shelf here, a desk drawer there, purge a file folder or four. Part of it was tax-practical, to find my 2007 receipts so I c ...Maggid - Beginningcontributed by Esther Kustanowitz -
I Flee
I'm in hour three of cleaning my kitchen and there's still no end in sight. Crouching on my kitchen floor, refrigerator door open, food stuffs spoiling around me, I wonder Is this what the Israelites did? &nbs ...Introductioncontributed by Warren Hoffman -
A Mythical Midrash Concerning
According to Ashkenazic Jewish custom, we eat a lot of Gefilte fish on Passover. The question arose as to why Gefilte fish is so closely associated with Passover, and why it seems ...Shulchan Oreichcontributed by Gerald Weiss -
Because we would feel guilty i
All those among us with a "thing" about washing their hands all the time, go ahead...it's your time.Rachtzahcontributed by Zach -
Kadesh: Happy Hour Begins
KADESH: Happy Hour begins Humorous Bangitout.com Q. "Red, Red, Wine...Stay close to me" -- Why Red Wine, Bob? Sure there is the whole symbolic "looks like blood" thing (Jewish slaves or Paschal Lamb? You make the call) -- but t ...Kadeshcontributed by Michelle -
A Graduate Student Haggadah: P
Leader: We begin with the Passover plate. The four foods on this plate symbolize the years of graduate school. Leader: The first item is the bitter herbs.&n ...Introductioncontributed by Carl Elkin -
Humor and hijinks
A Jew took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating. Shortly thereafter a blind man came by and sat down next to him. Feeling neighborly, the Jew offered a sheet of matzoh to the blind ...Commentary / Readingscontributed by Melissa Pheterson -
Bob Haggadah - The Short Versi
THE SHORT VERSIONS! It is not unusual for some Seders to take six or more hours – enough time for a baseball double-header (without the hot dogs)! Some Seders, though, tak ...Introductioncontributed by Josh Bob -
Jokes for Kids: The best clean
MY FAVORITE CLEAN SEDER JOKES By Rabbi Daniel Brenner In order to keep my kids and their cousins entertained during Pesach, I have a “Joke Bank” an envelope in which I k ...Commentary / Readingscontributed by Rabbi Daniel Brenner
